" In fact NBC White House reporter Savannah Guthrie told her viewers that sources had heard the president label the military action in Libya a "turd sandwich" in a closed-door meeting.'
You, dear readers now know how your leader speaks behind the closed doors. A cultured man. A constitutional professor. An educated man. A Nobel Prize winner. He calls an enterprise of bombing people to oblivion "a turd sandwich'. People who live far way, people who never met him -- they are a turd sandwich for him. How far do
we have to go to reach The American President played by Michael Douglas, who said about bombing the Libyan security HQ, "I was doing the least presidential thing now.' Funny thing though; this idea about bombing Libya was there all long. Yes, and bombing by the Democratic US administration. On the other hand, you can go to war or attack someone justly or unjustly and feel strongly about it. But the turd sandwich? I can claim the usage of the t- word in my Human Coprophagia series but Obama surely went further. That goes a long way.
Human coprophagia is a self-imposed sickness when a person eats his/her sh&t and feels good about it. The final stage is eating someone else's sh&t and feeling good about it. By sh&t here I do not mean the physical thing. It is a metaphor for all that stuff that manifests itself in lies, hypocrisy, murder, genocide, selective wars, murderous stupidity and deliberate madness. All that sh&t we are up to our ears in. According to all the symptoms our President is somewhere in an advanced transition to the final stage. And he had just announced that he is running for reelection. Will turd sandwiches be distributed to supporters for free?
Looks like that. The whole bunch of supporters had their mouths open to receive the stuff. Those are our fellow- liberals.
Oh, what a thread we weave to support our Incredible Jumping Prez! Quaddafi is a bad man. He was a bad man all along. He wanted to kill all the people in Lybia. No, only the rebels in Bengazi ( a month ago most of those couch warriors would not be able to find Bengazi on the map- MS). No, he threatened personally to rape all the rebel women. No, he was a terrorist. No, he helped the terrorists. No, his sons were too good in leading the armored divisions. No, he threatened to drink all the oil. Etc. Etc. Recognized that? Eat your checkers. Here is a real gem, "When giants fight little people have a chance. " That is if we bomb Libya those who survive will have a chance to live in democracy. OMG! Now I know why American Indians were exterminated. It was for their best! Those who survived the totalitarian tribal regimes could go democratic! If they did not do that it is because there was something wrong with them all along. Folks, ever heard of Borg? Those cubical aliens in the Star Trek, Next Generation, the assimilators. There Locutos, a Borg is puzzled that Klignons and others do not want to be assimilated.
-We only want to raise a quality of life for all species,- he says.
- I like my species the way it is,- answers the stubborn and apparently ungrateful Worf, the Klignon.
Ok, maybe you are not a Trekkie. Then I have Hermann Goering for you. Remember that fat Nazi Reichs- marshal who tool poison in Nuremburg? In 1937 he was in full power and once talked with a French ambassador. He pointed at the map of Czechoslovakia and said,
- What a funny form. Like a big sausage ready to be devoured.
A funny form. Big sausage. Turd sandwich. 50 million dead in WWII, nuclear bombing of Japan, millions dead in Vietnam, a million in Iraq, thousands now in Libya ( we are only warming up) and it is still a matter of a turd sandwich for some. I have news for you, folks- it is a blood sausage. And it hangs from our mouth.
It hangs out for all to see because we allow that to happen. Because we discuss ourselves and our attitudes instead of screaming bloody murder. Because the Incredible Jumping Prez had filled us all with lead like that Mark Twain's frog. Because deep down we don't care for those far-away brownish Moslems the same way the French did not care for some Czechs and that's why they let Goering devour lots of sausages on the map before he went for foi -gras and German armies marched through Paris. We don't care.
People, how many lives does the Humankind have to sacrifice for the simple decency? And will you please remember the prophecy of Bertold Brecht:
And our cities