Human coprophagia- a human disease when a person has an insatiable desire to consume his/her own feces while devising eloquent explanations for doing so.
From the Mark Sashine’s Dictionary
The following really happened. I am just a commenter.
1. Nice Compliments
Our media tried to give the best coverage to Michelle Obama and her first visit to Europe. They said, ‘She is like new Oprah.’ I wonder if anyone realizes (including Michelle) that it is not a compliment at all. Turdy, big time.
2. All The President’s Teeth
Our new President is very toothy. Our previous President was fangy, so we should not complain. What we should complain about is that the same turd hangs from the fangs of Bush and from the perfect teeth of Obama- the Turd of WAR.
Our President Obama said in France, ‘I am closing Guantanamo because it did not make America safer.’
Interesting choice of words. What if it did? What if someone of the tortured would reveal whatever info? Then what? Come to think of it- Gestapo in Germany was supposed to make the Reich safe. They claimed that torture helped them to achieve that pupose. That would mean that Gestapo had all the right in the world to torture people according to Mr. Obama. Hey, whoever can say that torture makes him safer can… you know. The turd here is as long as a waterboard but Mr. Obama does not see it. Neither does anyone else. If you do not want to see the turd even the stench will not help.
4. French Turd For The US. De Gaulle And Moronic Joe
On April 3, 2009 our illustrious Moronic Joe on the MSNBC morning show invited some Turd-carrier from Newsweek. That ‘expert’ on the International Affairs is an author of the book American Lion which describes the unstable psychopath Andrew Jackson as some kind of a statesman. The Moron and the Turd- carrier engaged in ‘educated’ jokes about France. The Turd- carrier mused:
-When Churchill and Roosevelt were in Casablanca during the WWII it took them a week to pursue De- Gaulle to shake hands with some other Frenchman and when asked about that both leaders referred to him as Joanne D’Arc, for whom they want to summon bishops to burn her.
Both Joe-the – Moron and the Turdy guy laughed their ears off.
Ok, here is the description of that event in the book De Gaulle by Sir Bernard Ledwidge, 1982, Weidenfeld an Nicholson, London, pp 142-144.