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Human Coprophagia Redux- 2009. Six Turds and Counting

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Human coprophagia- a  human disease when a person  has an insatiable  desire to consume his/her own feces while devising eloquent explanations for doing so.

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The following really happened. I am just a commenter.

1.  Nice Compliments

 Our media  tried to   give the best coverage  to Michelle Obama and her  first visit to Europe. They said, ‘She is like new Oprah.’ I wonder if anyone realizes (including Michelle) that it is not a compliment at all. Turdy, big time.


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2. All The President’s Teeth

Our new President  is very toothy. Our previous President was fangy, so we should not complain. What we should complain about  is  that the same turd hangs from the fangs of Bush and from the perfect teeth of  Obama- the Turd  of WAR.

3. Language

Our President Obama said in France, ‘I am closing Guantanamo because it did not make America safer.’

Interesting choice of words.  What if it did? What if someone of the tortured would reveal whatever info? Then what?  Come to think of it- Gestapo in Germany was supposed to make the Reich safe. They claimed  that torture helped them to achieve that pupose. That  would mean that Gestapo  had all the right in the world to torture people  according to Mr.  Obama. Hey, whoever can say that torture  makes him safer  can… you know.  The turd here is as long as a waterboard  but Mr. Obama does not see it.  Neither does anyone else. If you  do not want to see the turd even the stench  will not help.

4.  French Turd  For  The US. De Gaulle And Moronic Joe

On  April 3, 2009 our  illustrious Moronic Joe on  the MSNBC morning show  invited some   Turd-carrier from  Newsweek. That  ‘expert’ on the International Affairs is an   author of the book  American Lion which describes  the  unstable psychopath Andrew Jackson as some kind of a  statesman. The Moron  and the Turd- carrier engaged in  ‘educated’ jokes about France. The Turd- carrier mused:

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-When  Churchill  and  Roosevelt were in Casablanca during the WWII  it took them a week to pursue De- Gaulle  to shake hands with some other Frenchman and  when asked about that both leaders referred to him as Joanne D’Arc, for whom they want to summon bishops to burn her.

Both Joe-the – Moron and  the Turdy guy laughed  their ears off.

Ok, here is the description of that event  in the book  De Gaulle by Sir Bernard Ledwidge, 1982, Weidenfeld an Nicholson, London, pp 142-144.

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The writer is 57 years old, semi- retired engineer, PhD, PE, CEM. I write fiction on a regular basis and I am also 10 years on OEN.

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