A recent article declares, "Tired of war,
thousands of Iraqis want to go to U.S." What it fails to mention is who
triggered all the bloodshed. Who made conditions in Iraq
so intolerable that these people must flee?
You know who. Over and over again, the U.S. has instigated mayhem or carnage overseas, generating thousands if not millions of refugees, many of whom longing to escape, paradoxically, it seems, to the source of their suffering. You beat and humiliate me, so can I move in?
But there is no paradox here, really. Let's call this phenomenon the House Slave Syndrome. With its vast military, petrodollar racket and control of the World Bank and International Monetary Fund, the U.S. dominates every single life on earth. It is a truly a full spectrum master. There is not a Panamanian, Nigerian, Georgian or Japanese, etc, whose life goes unmolested by American military or, more importantly, financial decisions. Each U.S. sneeze distorts the entire world. When its attention to your land includes a coup or a preemptive strike, then the plot just gets bloodier (and often oilier). No use hiding. Unless you're Bin Laden, Uncle Sam can always reach you!
The fact that many Iraqis want to come here means that our way of life is superior to theirs, many Americans will conclude, and what we're doing over there is entirely justified, if a bit costly on our end, but we're such good people, we give so much. Ignored is the fact that we've sold their oil and gas and kept 98% of the gross receipt. Our occupation is also not called We Will Bomb You, Strip You Naked and Smear sh*t On Your Face, but Operation Iraqi Freedom. We're teaching them about civilization, even if they did start it five thousand years ago. A refresher course can't hurt. Between waterboarding lessons, we'll teach them about Angelina Jolie, and, for the more serious and advanced students, Megan Fox and Whoopie Goldberg. We'll throw in easy to understand parables about Jesus. Turn the other cheek, you Satanist Terrorists!
Washington ditches foreign dictators when they no longer serve its needs, but even the most loyal servants of our ruling class are just disposable tools, if not collateral damages. It has come out that General John D. Lavelle, who died in disgrace 30 years ago, was unjustly blamed for a military decision authorized by Richard Nixon. As his career was destroyed, both White House and Pentagon said nothing. Consider also what happened to Old Blood and Guts. Sixty-three years after the death of General Patton, evidences emerged that he was killed by the O.S.S., precursors to the C.I.A., in a staged car crash.
So even the highest ranked house slaves are not safe. Still, it's better to be inside than out. It's best to be as close to the man as possible. Here's a basic rule of survival: When shots ring out, run to the gang with the biggest guns, the one with the most tanks, planes and ships, and you'll less likely to become kabob. If they're smart bombing your neighborhood, you can save your own ass by moving into theirs, for even their least desirable real estate, even Detroit, for example, is safer than Baghdad, if not by much. In short, the closer you are to the baddest mofo, the less likely you are to be zapped by one of his drones or military contractors. If you sit next to the pilot, he'll have a harder time bombing your ass. Sniffing the man's deodorant, you will also have better access to his table scraps, preowned clothing and maybe even a bit of hand me down culture.