Many years ago, a soothsayer once told me, "Wherever you go, you will always bring good luck to the people you meet."
"Oh yeah sure really?" I was skeptical. "And just exactly what do I have to do to make all this happen once I meet all these people? Hand out four-leaf clovers, horseshoes and rabbits' feet?"
So instead of spending my declining years out in the kitchen baking cookies for my grandchildren and living in a rest home like a normal human being, I'm off trying to bring good luck to the world instead.
In the last ten years, I've been to every continent except Antarctica and every single down-on-their-luck troubled hot-spot on the planet I can get to with only a Social Security pension budget, frequent-flyer miles and a passport. I've been to Iraq, Iran, India, North Korea, Zimbabwe, Afghanistan, Palestine, the Amazon jungle, Australia's drought-plagued outback, Tibet -- and even Alaska. I haven't gotten to Darfur yet, but I'm working on it.
I figure that since rational behavior is obviously not happening in my country of birth then America is gonna need a hecka lot of good luck and I'm gonna do whatever I can to supply it.
Rational people would send trusted and competent leaders to Washington, develop a strong industrial infrastructure, avoid debt like the plague and stop hare-ing around the world killing innocent strangers. But obviously that's not happening here. Americans seem to be missing the Big Picture and most of the time we behave like we are living in a cult.
After giving 700 billion dollars to Wall Street with hardly any strings attached, it's pretty darn obvious that rational behavior has been replaced here by magical thinking -- and voodoo.
Here's what economist Ann Berg has to say about all this mess. "So here we are: a phony monetary system, $3 trillion wasted on wars, and a citizenry mired in debt. And what does Congress do? It adds more debt – a trillion dollars, just for starters, since once starting down this slippery slope, it won't be able to stop. It then gives the Treasury the green light to buy securities that are trading as low as 20 cents on the dollar at the hold-to-maturity value, i.e., par! Not surprisingly it has engaged in a media blitz to 'sell' this boondoggle, convincing the taxpayer that this bucket of dross will one day turn to platinum. Sensing that working stiffs are a little perturbed about the fleecing, it has leapt to the offense: 'No, this is not a bailout of Wall Street. This is a rescue plan for Main Street.' By embracing the mortgage waste dump, U.S. citizens are supposedly saving jobs and retirement dreams. They are told that interest-free car loans will stream from dealerships and refinance windows will again beckon, even to those with homes worth half the value of mortgage paper."
Berg then lets the American people know just HOW unlucky we are. "With Congress granting the Treasury (along with an 'oversight' board) almost unlimited power over the country's financial landscape, the U.S. has terminated its democracy and is well on the road to serfdom. As Friedrich Hayek explained in 1944, 'Economic control is not merely control of a sector of human life that can be separated from the rest; it is the control of the means for all our ends. And whoever has sole control of the means must also determine which ends are to be served, which values are to be rated higher and which lower – in short, what men should believe and strive for.'" In other words, we're screwed.
According to economic expert Mike Whitney, "The era of Superpower America is coming to an end. The financial crisis was the last straw. Whatever good faith was left, after the invasion of Iraq and the shrugging off of international treaties, is now gone. The United States has polluted the global economic system with worthless mortgage-backed securities and, by doing so, has pushed 6 billion people closer to a long and painful recession. That's not something that's easy to forgive."
So. Just as soon as I get back from Iran and Burma, I'm gonna have to go visit every single state in America. With the bozos, con-men and cult leaders that we now have in the White House, in Congress and on the Supreme Court, and with the American people giving their civil liberties, freedom, moral high-ground, jobs and national treasury away to the first hucksters who ask for them, we are sincerely going to need all the luck we can get!