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From Bill To Hillary With Love

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As we all know, everyone is being watched, monitored, recorded. No one can escape the eyes and ears of the national security state.

Here is an excerpt from the transcript of a conversation between Bill and Hillary Clinton recently culled from the files of the NSA.

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Classified (TS-SCI Poly Clearance Required): Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton. Cell phone interception, June 27, 2014, 10:34 pm.

Hillary: "I don't know. That hope and change thing sure fooled a lot of people."

Bill: "Yeah, but fool me twice. You know the drill."

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Hillary: "So what should I do?"

Bill: "You know what worked for me. Tell people what they want to hear. Then steal the agenda of the conservatives so you don't get attacked from the right. Deregulate, bomb, suck up to Wall Street. It's a sure winner. And you know what else clinched it for me?"

Hillary: "What's that?"

Bill: "Playing saxophone. People loved that. Especially black people."

Hillary: "I can't play saxophone. You know how I hate putting things in my mouth."

Bill: "That's for sure . . . Hey! How about guitar?"

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Hillary: "As long as I don't break my nails."

Bill: "I've got it! We'll put you on a crash course and you can learn Stairway To Heaven. That's it! It could be your campaign theme song. That would lock up the hippie burnout vote. You know, all those delusional airhead idealists who want peace, love and justice. OMG! I'm a f*cking genius!"

Hillary: "Yes, Bill, you really are. Which is why I still love you ... sort of."

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John Rachel has a B.A. in Philosophy, and has written eight novels and three political non-fiction books. His political articles have appeared at OpEdNews, Russia Insider, The Greanville Post, and other alternative media outlets. Since (more...)

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