These days, when I pick up my morning paper, I feel like I'm reading a surreal menu of woe penned by Dante Alighieri himself.
Welcome to Dante's Restaurant
Pick Your Poison
From Our Menu:
Soup of Poland: AnOpaque favorite spiked with fresh floaters. followed by mud-pie topped with creme-de-misery
Foreclosure Succotash: Bank-baked foreclosure-succotash served with either deep-fried nervous systems or sad salad.
Half-baked Palin-patties: served cold over a bed of wilted locoweed.
(Popular!) Our famous Bankruptcy Burger: Made with meat bred, grown and nurtured on the lush money-green lawns of the District of Columbia!
Unemployment Toffee: Small helpings for the budget minded -- no nutritional value to speak of, but you'll be back for more!
Double-dip Sandwich -- You know it, because you've had it before. by unpopular demand, it's baaaacccck!
The 401K platter: (Sorry. Discontinued)
Afghanistan Quagmire Stew: prepared daily with only meat and ingredients flown in FRESH Daily from US suppliers.