Glacier National Park is drip drip dripping into a puddle.
People and companies and governments are cutting down trees to burn them to save the planet from global warming, mixing the sacrificial trees with oh-so-clean coal, and in Detroit with tires, and in North Carolina with chicken sh*t.
Others are hacking down old forests to grow marijuana where it's least likely to be found: another great benefit of drug prohibition.
Over 95% of California's wild game was mercilessly slaughtered between 1865 and 1890.
Ted Turner is liberating the remnants of the bison in the American West on the model of the liberation of Baghdad: they end up $18 a plate.
Ranchers are luring wolves with sheep carcasses and tracking wolves' radio collars like a Saudi hit squad tracking a journalist, before playing American Sniper.
Endangered species are being hunted just as viciously by lobbyists.
Pine beetles, not planted by the nefarious Chinese, but by the warming temperature understood by the national jackass in chief to be a Chinese lie, are costing such magnificent creatures as the grizzly bears the pine nuts they need. Nuts. Giant grizzly bears need little nuts, while puny humans devastate the planet raising livestock to feed their appetite for bloody flesh.
Water is rapidly being drained away from the ground and from the rivers to produce the bloody-flesh junk-food.
People are putting their bodies in the tops of trees, facing chain saws and sleep-deprivation that lead to plummeting.
People are swinging from the rafters of auditoriums and clinging to the outsides of buildings to break through the corporatespeak.
Trees and boats and houses are being sent flying in vicious storms; city blocks are being obliterated with only indirect assistance from the Pentagon.
Actual human beings are knowingly spraying the wreckage of Hurricane Harvey with pesticides, and then rebuilding in the path of the next storms as well as of the self-poisoning.
Years' worth of rain is being dumped quickly on one part of the United States, and not a drop for years on other parts.
Forests out west are burning like Japanese cities, while logging companies are beginning immediately to rip out more trees on the basis of the claim that what has created the crisis will alleviate it.