This is fabulous news.
We no longer have to rely on the warnings of Lou Dobbs or Homeland Security for our information! We no longer have to pull over little brown people by the bus-full and ask them for "der paperz."
There is hope! There is hope!
According to Dr. Edgar Mitchell, veteran of the Apollo 14 moonwalk, a consortium of world governments and their intelligence agencies have been covering up the existing of Third-Kind encounters with aliens for over 60 years.
This could mean that real estate values in Stephenville, Texas and Phoenix, Arizona could spike as these are the last, best encounters with aliens on the public record to date.
Women in these areas are encouraged to obtain the cosmetic surgery they've been putting off for years, waiting for the right time. Men -- cosmetic surgery should not allude you, either! This could be your Jesus moment, after all.
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Everyone: Time to go SHOPPING!!!