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Donald Trump vs. Kim Jong-un: The Long and Short of It

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For Donald Trump size doesn't just matter: Size is everything in all matters.

So, we know what he really meant with his coded size-tweet to Kim Jong-un.

My thing down there is bigger than yours and unlike yours, mine works fine--you weakling.

Donald: stop teasing us-- Prove it!

In the early days of Hollywood studios, rumors swirled that swashbuckling movie star Errol Flynn was astonishingly well endowed.

One night at a Hollywood party he satisfied the curious and confirmed the whispers. Flynn whipped out his endowment and used it to play "You Are My Sunshine" on a piano keyboard.

Now this suggests a performance by our reality-show president that could finally put the size issue to rest--hopefully without a nuclear war.

On the other hand---Oh my God, what if Donald Trump could only play the tune in the key of C (mostly the white notes),

White and black piano keyboard notes
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and Kim Jong-un could play it in the key of G flat major (which uses mostly the more distant black notes)?

Alarm!!! Head for the bunkers.

 

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