Who needs John le Carre? The smitten Canadian, Trina Kennedy, a senior national security investigator at Passport Canada, revealed to tall, dark and handsome Arian Azarbar that one of the 27 Mossad agents who assassinated Palestinian Hamas member Mahmoud al-Mabouh in 2010 in Dubai had escaped to Canada, where he was living under a new name, as free as a Canada goose.
It is the perfect occasion for one of Iran's many talented film directors to turn to the world of international espionage. Poor Iran certainly has been exposed to enough of it since its revolution in 1979, though you wouldn't know it from reading the news or watching Hollywood movies.
The most well-known instance of Iran as the West's cultural bête noire is "Argo", Hollywood's Best Picture in 2012, a tendentious retelling of the Canadian ambassador's plot to help six American diplomats escape arrest in 1980 by issuing them with--surprise!--false Canadian passports. (The film's inaccuracies compelled the Canadian diplomat involved, Ken Taylor, to make a documentary "Our Man in Tehran" the next year politely correcting the exaggerated role given the CIA and other egregious inaccuracies.)
What about the view that perhaps a touch of revenge by very angry Iranians against the US after decades of intrigue and subterfuge might have been in order? Intrigue that went into high gear after the Iranian revolution, as documents from the US embassy published by the Iranian government in the 1980s revealed. In defence of the angry young Iranian occupiers, the women and Afro-Americans were released immediately, and no American died or was tortured during the siege or "rendered'.
As relations between Iran and the US improve, it is perhaps best to let sleeping dogs lie. So a revisionist "Argo" is not likely in the near future. However, we can still fantasize a "Back to the Future", given the latest intrigue involving Israeli, Canadian and Iranian spies, a love nest, and those false Canadian passports.
Our post-Hollywood script is a who-dunnit featuring Sam Spade, cynical private detective, willing to follow the trail of the most nefarious suspects. He notes there have been quite a few strange coincidences in Canadian-Israeli-Iranian relations since Conservative Steven Harper's election in 2006 and the signing of a Canadian-Israeli public security cooperation "partnership" in 2008.
Sam is puzzled by the unprecedented barring of a British MP George Galloway in 2009, during his North American speaking tour to bring attention to the plight of the besieged Palestinians. At the forefront of the campaign to prevent Galloway from entering Canada was the Jewish Defence League (JDL).
Digging a bit deeper, Sam discovers that in 1994, Baruch Goldstein, an American-born Israeli member of the JDL, opened fire on Muslims praying at the Cave of the Patriarchs mosque in the West Bank city of Hebron, killing 29 worshippers and injuring 125 before he ran out of ammunition and was himself killed. That the JDL called the incident a "preventative measure against yet another Arab attack on Jews" and noted that they "do not consider his assault to qualify under the label of terrorism".
That the FBI nonetheless condemned the JDL in 2001 as a "violent extremist Jewish organization", just prior to 9/11, and that JDL Canada disappeared under the radar after 9/11, but came alive again in 2006 with the arrival in Ottawa of " Stephen Harper.
Fast forward to November 2012, when unceasing Israeli demands for an invasion of Iran reached a frenzied peak , with the breaking of diplomatic relations with Tehran by Ottawa, a few hours before "Argo" premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival. Sam smells a rat.
The over-the-top Canadian parliamentary junket to Israel in January 2014 was the straw that broke the camel's back. Among the 208 Canadians who travelled with the PM were 77 Conservative donors, 21 rabbis, a handful of influential evangelical Christians, 32 registered lobbyists and " JDL Canada's "event co-ordinator' Julius Suraski.
"How did a member of an organization labeled "violent extremist" by the FBI get on this junket?' Sam ponders. Explains JDL Canada head Meir Weinstein, "Julius knows some people in the Conservative party." Oh really?
Could JDL's "event co-ordinator' Suraski have anything to do with banning Galloway in 2009 as a "security risk", the decision to cut diplomatic relations with Iran, or helping an accused assassin get a new Canadian identity?
Could it be that JDL Canada is the real security risk? After all, there's that FBI ruling in 2001, and in 2011, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police launched an investigation against at least nine members of JDL Canada accused of plotting to bomb Palestine House in Mississauga.
Even the ultra-Zionist Canadian Jewish Congress is not big on "events' organized by JDL Canada, such as their "support rally" in 2011 for the neofascist English Defence League at the Toronto Zionist Center. CJC leader Bernie Farber said he was "disappointed" and accused the EDL of "violence and extremism". Hmmm. Think: FBI on the JDL.