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Cthulhu Goes to Washington (Maybe), i.e. The Beck/Palin Show

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reprinted from stone kettle station blog

Glenn Beck is coming to Anchorage.

A rather large number of you have asked (in jest I presume, since most of you are not complete suicidal fools) if I'm going to see him.

Heh heh. Sure.

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The thought of paying to see Glenn Beck caper and sob for an hour, surrounded by enraptured Tea Party seizure monkeys in the throes of orgasmic spasm, induces in me a sickening nausea, it's a repellent visceral skin crawling reaction similar to the one most people have upon being informed they're infected with 30 foot parasitic tapeworms.


I'm actually considering it (attending the Glenn Beck rally, not eating raw infected pork though I understand they can actually cure the worms. With the Beckinites, you have only the Zombie Cure and fire).

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Why in the name of Hideous Soul Destroying Dread Cthulhu would I consider such athing? Why, Jim,why?

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Cthulu image from Wikipedia

Good question (But, for crying out loud, buck up, stop sobbing)

See, speaking of Cthulhu, Sarah Palin is going to be there too in all her tentacled glory.

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Beck and Palin, together.

Imagine it, if you can, if you dare. It will be At the Mountains of Madness indeed. That stage will be like gazing upon the naked Singularity, a place where science, history, nature and humanity break down and only the dark mathematical chaos of the quantum foam applies, a pinpoint of geometrically cascading ignorance and stupidity forming a ravening vortex of suck surrounded by an accretion disk of spiraling fear and densely packed ignorance, a lightning flecked tunnel into a different universe the one where the sad syphilitic clown lives.

And it's in the most opulent venue Anchorage, Alaska has to offer, the Dena'ina Center (we don't have any sacred civil rights monuments to highjack here, sorry unless they intend to steal Native Alaskan culture").

And it takes place on 9/11(September 11? Must be Ground Zero was booked, I guess).

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He's a retired US Navy Chief Warrant Officer. Nowadays he lives in Alaska where he spends most of his time working in his woodshop or fishing. He (more...)

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