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Country life (and more) with COVID-19

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Some new neighbors.
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THE REPORT ... emus, swans, secrecy and third parties

I'm a city boy. Bayonne, Binghamton, Annapolis, Middletown. Not big cities, but places where most stuff you need was in walking distance, there were downtowns, buses (in varying degrees), lots of kids, stickball, cats, dogs, and people you might nod and wave to. No emus.

Today, I'm a country boy. Pine Bush. Burlingham actually. Slightly upstate New York (about 75 miles from the city), but definitely not urban or even suburban. It's nice, except for the stuff you need not being in walking distance. The pandemic has made even that less of a nuisance since we've discovered that you can order anything online to be delivered to your door. It eliminates the human connection, but society has been working on that for some time now.

Back to the emus. One of the pleasures of country living is the abundance of non-human neighbors. In the past I've commented on eagles, coyotes, owls, woodpeckers and the variety of visitors to our bird feeders (still just two cardinals). But that's chicken feed compared to the menagerie we've seen on just one local road over the past few months.

In the four-and-a-half miles under discussion, we have seen: Two stunning black swans, two emus, flocks of chickens, one beautiful white swan, one peacock (please get off the road), a pig, two score of horses, herds of cows, four white, domesticated geese, Canada geese galore, a llama, several sheep (please stay off the road!), a blue heron, grazing herds of deer, a bull and one outspoken burro. A recent addition--a mare and her foal. Most of these are permanent residents we look forward to seeing regularly. Toto, we're not in Bayonne anymore. By the way, I'll give a shout-out here to any reader who can identify this road.

Hint: It's in Orange County.

- By the way ... speaking of shouting out. Mitch McConnell is probably wishing he'd kept his mouth shut last week. The Senate majority leader first said that Barack Obama "should've kept his mouth shut" instead of criticizing the Dotard's handling of the COVID-19 pandemic. "Classless", McConnell suggested. He got mocked all over Twitter and Facebook for this absurd comment, given the lack of class demonstrated by the person he was defending. Then, McConnell had to eat crow by admitting that, contrary to what he and Dotard were saying, the Obama administration had indeed left a detailed playbook on how to handle future pandemics. Dotard got rid of it. That's what happens when lying becomes so automatic you do it as naturally as breathing. McConnell is a disgrace.

- By the way ... Kentucky, the state represented by Republicans McConnell and the foolish Rand Paul, both of whom have objected to further stimulus funds for people who have lost their jobs because of COVID-19, is one of the states most economically impacted by the pandemic. This from the Lexington Herald-Leader: "Figures released Thursday show that another 103,548 Kentuckians filed for unemployment last week, bringing the total number of initial claims since the beginning of the novel coronavirus outbreak in mid-March to nearly 500,000, or 24 percent of the state's total civilian workforce. Two analyses from financial technology companies show Kentucky is one of the most-impacted states when measuring the number of claims as a percentage of the workforce, and when measuring the percentage increase in unemployment claims from the start of the COVID-19 crisis." But hey, Kentuckians, keep electing these yohos because, you know, they're poking fingers in the eyes of The Man. And you're about to lose your old Kentucky home.

- By the way ... A lot of state and local governments have used the pandemic as an excuse to make it difficult or impossible to get access to public records. Many are routinely denying Freedom of Information requests. Of course, at the same time, these governments are making major decisions and spending billions fighting COVID-19. Not a time when government secrecy should be encouraged. David Snyder, executive director of the First Amendment Coalition, a California-based nonprofit fighting this trend, says, "It's just essential that the press and the public be able to dig in and see records that relate to how the government has responded to the crisis. That's the only way really to avoid waste, fraud, abuse and to ensure that governments aren't overstepping their bounds." Or to find out if they even have a clue as to what they're doing.

- By the way ... Rep. Justin Amash, an independent Michigan congressman who had the guts and good sense to quit the Republican Party, has again come to his senses and given up his foolhardy and potentially damaging bid to run for president as a Libertarian. (You didn't know?) Amash blamed COVID-19 (it's become a handy multi-purpose excuse) for making it so difficult to campaign. Call it a mercy killing. He didn't mention that maybe he had no shot at winning and the effort would mostly be an exercise in ego and spreading routinely rejected Libertarian views. He was running because of his dislike for Drumpf, which is commendable, but his candidacy would also have gotten votes from Republicans and others who don't like Drumpf, but can't find themselves voting for Joe Biden or another Democrat. Shades of Ralph Nader and Al Gore and Hillary Clinton and Jill Stein. This is no year for symbolic votes, people.

Bob Gaydos is writer-in-residence at zestoforange.com.

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