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CANDIDATE TO NOWHERE (song lyrics)

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by Joan Wile, ASCAP
This song will be a video on YouTube shortly

(Sarah Palin sings)
I LIKE TO SHOOT ME A MOOSE
I LIKE TO SHOOT ME A BEAR
SOMETIMES I REALLY CUT LOOSE
AND SHOOT ME A WOLF FROM THE AIR...YAHOO!

I REALLY DON'T LIKE BOOKS
I TRY TO HAVE THEM BANNED
I THINK THAT PEOPLE ARE CROOKS
IF THEY HAVE THEIR PARENTHOOD PLANNED

WHO BUT ME IS MORE QUALIFIED
TO BE THE NEXT VP
AND WHEN OLD MAN MCCAIN HAS DIED
GUESS WHO THE PRESIDENT WILL BE -- ME!!

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WHO IS BIN LADEN? WHO IS SADDAM?
WHERE'S PAKISTAN? WHAT'S THE TALIBAN?
WHAT'S PREEMPTIVE WAR? WHAT'S THE DIPLOMATIC CORPS?
WHAT'S IRAQ? WHAT'S A PAC? WHO'S FREDDIE MAC?

WHY DO I HAVE TO KNOW ALL THIS STUFF?
THE FACT THAT I'M A WOMAN SHOULD BE ENOUGH

I THINK THE EARTH IS FLAT
EVOLUTION IS A LIE
CREATIONISM US BEGAT
SCIENTIFIC THEORY I DENY

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I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM MY DOOR
SO I'M AN EXPERT ON FOREIGN AFFAIRS
IF A NATION SHOULD ATTACK US WITH WAR
MY RESPONSE WILL BE TO SAY MY PRAYERS

WHO BUT ME IS MORE QUALIFIED
TO BE THE NEXT VP
AND WHEN OLD MAN MCCAIN HAS DIED
GUESS WHO THE PRESIDENT WILL BE -- ME!!! WHEEEE!!

 

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JOAN WILE -- author of newly-published book,
GRANDMOTHERS AGAINST THE WAR: GETTING OFF OUR FANNIES AND STANDING UP FOR PEACE (Citadel Press, May 2008 -- available at amazon.com and in book stores), which is an account of her founding of (more...)
 

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