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Blame Canada

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...Or blame Obama. Or blame the Democrats. Or Mueller or Sessions or the failing NY Times. ...

This morning The Don came completely unhinged in an press gaggle and blamed the Democrats for torturing and traumatizing immigrant children by snatching them from their parents and locking them up in concentration camps where they only see daylight two hours a day. It's the Democrats who is scarring these kids for life.

And it's Obama's fault that Putin got kicked out of the G8 for invading Ukraine. And Obama's fault that Kim Jong Crazy built a nuclear arsenal. Obama was just a wimp who couldn't make good deals.

Donnie the dealer is in power now, kids. We no longer have to worry about the terrible national security threat posed by Canada. Whew!

Thank GOD for Trump, as he told reporters. He saved their families from nuclear annihilation. Personally. Because he is the dictator whisperer. He and Kim swapped cell phone numbers and now there are no more nukes. Poof! Like magic. Just like he and Putin get along so great, Russia is our bestie now -- isn't that awesome?!

Human rights abuses? Nonsense, Kim's people love him. As The Don told Fox "news" this morning, Kim's people are so devoted to him they sit at attention when he speaks. Trump wants us to do the same. Maybe with a friendly little "Sieg Heil!" thrown in for good measure.

Canada, the UK, France, etc ... just part of Rumsfeld's "Old Europe" (remember?) who cares about them? These dictatorships -- that's where it's happening. Fascism, that's the way to go. Look how great life is in Russia and N. Korea! Don't we wish the USA was as fantastic and beautiful as those lucky nations?

The Don did sorta admit to lying to the "failing NY Times" about drafting that Don Junior email about the Russia meeting, but so what?! It's not like the Times is some kind of "high tribunal full of judges." See, lying is fine, too, as long as you do it to journalists.

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Kathy never expected a career in radio as a talk show producer. Born and raised in Atlanta, Georgia, Kathy was completing her nursing degree when in 2001 - in an emergency - she was asked to fill in as the producer of Mike's program. Within a few (more...)
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