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Because I'm A Woman

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Because I'm A Woman

Posted by Margaret Shulock on September 9th, 2008

Because I'm a woman I do windows.

I never buy colored toilet paper.

I talk -a lot.

Because I'm a woman I appreciate a good hair day.

I love fireflies on a starry night.

I know how to hand launder silk.

Because I'm a woman I feed the dog.

I write letters and sign them with love.
Because life is too short not to.

I like curves better than straight lines.

Because I'm a woman I know how to disassemble a shop-vac.

I tend to apologize too much.

I like making people happy.
As long as they're easy to please.

Because I'm a woman I hate war.

I find tiny details fascinating.
Especially when they're about me.

I love Jane Austen, wildflowers and the moon.

Because I'm a woman I write a grocery list.
And sometimes I remember to take it with me.

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