Posted by Margaret Shulock on September 9th, 2008Because I'm a woman I do windows.
I never buy colored toilet paper.
I talk -a lot.
Because I'm a woman I appreciate a good hair day.
I love fireflies on a starry night.
I know how to hand launder silk.
Because I'm a woman I feed the dog.
I write letters and sign them with love.
Because life is too short not to.
I like curves better than straight lines.
Because I'm a woman I know how to disassemble a shop-vac.
I tend to apologize too much.
I like making people happy.
As long as they're easy to please.
Because I'm a woman I hate war.
I find tiny details fascinating.
Especially when they're about me.
I love Jane Austen, wildflowers and the moon.
Because I'm a woman I write a grocery list.
And sometimes I remember to take it with me.