And Barack Obama is a real artist.
He's had quite an impressive week. At least for an anvil.
Here's one New York Times headline, regarding the Olympics debacle: "Chicago Is Rejected in First Round of Voting". Impressive.
Ah, but he was actually just warming up. David Paterson, the governor of New York, b*tch-slapped the president for being stupid enough to lean on Paterson to get out of the 2010 race. Paterson is a disaster as governor, and Obama is worried that he'll drag down the Democratic ticket, lowering the president's majorities in Congress.
The first problem with that calculus is that there are fifty states in the union, notwithstanding the natural arrogance of New Yorkers who tend to think they own the planet. The Democratic Party's problems are far bigger than New York. They begin on one end of Pennsylvania Avenue, and end on the other. As usual, most voters will be using the mid-term elections as a gut-check on their feelings about the current government. If the inept, cowardly and inert Mr. Obama needs someone to resign in order to save the party, that dude in the mirror with the big ol' grin would be the most efficacious choice. Charlie Cook is now giving the Democrats only a fifty-fifty chance of retaining their majority in the House, which is now a whopping 79 seats. Man, you have to really work at it to blow something that badly in nine months time.
And the last reason that Obama is idiotic for meddling in state and local politics is because he was sent to Washington to save the country from the sixteen or so serious crises his predecessor bequeathed him, and about all he has going for him is the good will of the public who gave him the job. Spending your time dicking around with who should be the Democratic Party's nominee for municipal dog-catcher is not exactly what people had in mind when they gave him this mandate. By going to Europe to beg for the Olympics, or by immersing himself in local politics, this chump is spending his political capital at a furious pace. It wouldn't even be worth the effort if he was getting what he was asking for. But of course it's far worse that both Paterson and the IOC slammed the door in his face, as publicly and as emphatically as imaginable. If Obama taped a "kick me" sign to his back, he could hardly signal any better his ineptitude and his willingness to get rolled at every conceivable opportunity.
There's more, of course. Another headline reports that "Panel Finishes Work on Health Bill Amendments". The public option, already a weak sister to any real reform of the predatory wealth extraction system masquerading as national healthcare, was of course voted down by the Senate Finance Committee referred to in the title. Obama has yet to seriously weigh in on any preferences he might have. Apparently he is going to wait until the end of the legislation process. Assuming that he actually has any preferences -- and I don't, unless you count carrying water for corporate power and Wall Street -- how astonishingly stupid is that as a strategy? After all the grief and months of effort Congress has gone through to maybe produce a bill, is it conceivable that they'd want to entertain some major new change at the last minute?
Then there's Afghanistan, where the president has his own general running around painting him into a policy corner with only one option. Any military guy who tried that under Bush got summarily cashiered, even though they were actually telling the truth. You know, like maybe 160,000 GIs weren't gonna be sufficient to occupy a country of 25 million pissed-off Iraqis. Say that and your career was over, Shinseki-style.
Is anyone else sensing a pattern here?
Obama would make a great nineteenth century president. You know, all those guys with names you can never remember, because they pretty much didn't really do anything? Back in those days, Congress was king, and presidents -- except during wartime -- were essentially glorified clerks, executing the Congressional will, as per their Constitutional duty. That's certainly one way to do it. It's just that it pretty much isn't what people have come to want and expect for the last century or so. And it sure as hell isn't what Obama promised in the election.
It's astonishing how Democrats can never seem to block anything the hard-right wants to do, even when they have majorities, while the GOP kills everything the Democrats supposedly want, even with minuscule minorities in Congress. Gee, one could almost get the impression that Democrats don't really want anything much different from Republicans, but just have to adopt a different alt-persona to hide their intentions from the public. Republicans use guns, god, gays and Gaddafi as distractions from corporate looting. Democrats strap on their cardigan sweaters and try really, really hard to do something, but gosh-darned it, just never seem to get anywhere.
As for our friend Mr. Obama, he seems busy unlearning every lesson of the last three decades. He doesn't appear worried that the right will challenge his legitimacy as president 'cause, of course, they never did that to Carter or Clinton. He doesn't seem worried that they'll happily destroy the country if necessary in order to wreck his presidency because, of course, there's little precedent for that. He doesn't much care to use the bully pulpit and strong-arm Congress to get what he wants because, of course, that never got Reagan or Bush anywhere.