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Attack of the Zucchini People

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By Timo Cerantola

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There I was, just minding my own business when, from out of nowhere, this guy jumps me with a bag full of zucchini.

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"If you know what's good for you," he says in a low gruff voice, "you'll take this zucchini and keep your mouth shut!"

Then, he stuffs a recipe for zucchini bread into my shirt pocket and like Zorro, mysteriously disappears into the night.

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"Damn!" I muttered to myself, "This zucchini thing is getting out of hand. That's the fourth time this week."

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Tim Cerantola's humour and political satire has been published in over 25 magazines and newspapers. When he is not pretending to be a writer, he works at a real job working with autistic and special needs children.

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