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By Timo Cerantola
There I was, just minding my own business when, from out of nowhere, this guy jumps me with a bag full of zucchini.
"If you know what's good for you," he says in a low gruff voice, "you'll take this zucchini and keep your mouth shut!"
Then, he stuffs a recipe for zucchini bread into my shirt pocket and like Zorro, mysteriously disappears into the night.
"Damn!" I muttered to myself, "This zucchini thing is getting out of hand. That's the fourth time this week."