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Al-Hui-Duh- A New Threat to America (satire)

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Morning, dear Americans. Our Network, the Faux News is presenting a live discussion with Colonel Pissuar, the leading expert on counter- terrorism. The topic of the discussion is a newly discovered deadly threat to Americans and the US security. For the rest of the conversation Colonel will be P, like in Penetrate and our lovely anchor Idiotica Nekazinski will be designated as IN.

IN. Greetings, Colonel. It is a pleasure to have you with us.

P. Thanks. I am thrilled to reveal to the American public the new deadly weapon of the terrorists.

IN. Excuse me, Colonel but why are you unzipping your pants?

P. To reveal the weapon. Here it is, let me just put in on the table. Like it?

IN. Whew, man, are you drunk? It is your penis.

P. Not my penis, but THE penis. It is the new weapon and it had been released into action with deadly consequences.

IN. What do you mean? And will you please take it away or cover it by something.

P. No way! American public must see the danger it is facing. Mine is harmless but the others are deadly, I can assure you.

IN. Can you please, elaborate?

P. See, the Al-Hui- Duh had developed their "steely penis' program. In a nutshell that means that they recruit and train men with naturally big penises. Those men then can achieve an erection at will. A person, a penal- suicide jihadist boards the plane, initiates an erection and protrudes the wall of the airplane by his penis. Decompression follows and" we have a perfect terrorist act. Wanna know a secret? About 50% of the planes that fell from the sky last year were the victims of that new and deadly strategy.

IN. Al- Hui -Duh?

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The writer is 57 years old, semi- retired engineer, PhD, PE, CEM. I write fiction on a regular basis and I am also 10 years on OEN.

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