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Like it or Not, the Truth about Men

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Being asked if what you are wearing makes you look fat.

Do you own a mirror and a scale? Fishing for compliments is bad enough as it is. Luring any man with this question puts him in the second worst position he can possibly imagine. The first is catching him with his pants around his ankles with a woman on her knees in front of him choking with a surprised look on her face sucking on his you know what and you asking him, "what are you doing?"

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