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Corporate Charades: Part 3. All the Rest

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The charade here is that corporations treat their customers fairly and courteously throughout all points of the exchange: shopping, buying, warranty service, repairs/refunds and complaint handling. That makes for a lot of opportunities to alienate actual and potential customers, and my guess is that few corporations try hard enough or even want to try hard enough to make all exchanges a positive one for everyone. Automating service calls and outsourcing the contacts to people for whom English is a challenge, for example, is a sure way to anger me at least.  

 

Human Resources and Employee Relations

 

These two charades are sometimes managed together by corporations so I am putting the two together here.

 

1. Human Resources

 

The charade here is that employees are treated as humans instead of as expendable resources like oil. And despite what HR professionals may tell you, they are near or at the bottom rung of factotums in the management staff functions of corporations.

 

I leapt at the chance more than a decade ago to review The Dilbert Principle in which author Scott Adams narrates his comic book creature, Dilbert, who, the publisher says on the book's jacket "has become the poster boy of corporate America [where] millions of office dwellers tack the comic strip to their walls when murdering the boss is not an acceptable option." [10] My favorite character, actually is Alice, one of Dilbert's beleaguered colleagues, who shouts "we're human beings, not resources!"

 

HR departments do the paper work in processing the exploitative decisions of line managers and executives to outsource work; to lay off or fire employees; to make indefensibly bad performance evaluations of subordinates; to pay paltry wages; to renege on pension plans; to compensate executives astronomically above their real worth if any to the corporation; etc., etc. Can you just imagine the HR work being done at Bentonville, Arkansas, the headquarters of Wal-Mart?

 

2. Employee Relations 

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