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Sat at his desk and made fun of the Pundits of forgotten Bore,

  Spoke, laughs, giggles, and nothing more.

 

Now this Comedian beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

Poking at the grave and stern decorum of the continence of Bores,

"Though thy face has beard (or shaven), thou," said he, "art found most craven,

Ghastly grim and ancient Maven from whose mouth must wisdom pour,

Tell us who the third man's name was, oh pundit whose mouth must wisdom pour,

  Quote the Maven, "Nevermore."

 

Much I marveled this ungainly tool to hear discourse so plainly,

Though its answer little meaning -- little relevancy bore;

For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being

Ever yet was blessed with seeing him shut his trap just like a door,

Any reporter or pundit on TV shut their traps just like a door,

  Saying nothing else but, "Nevermore."

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Bro. Glenn Festog F.B.S.,M.M.: Ordained: 1975 Joined F.B.S.: 1982 4 years Theology at B.C.P. Counselor: 1983 through current time Libertarian, Life Extensionalist, studies in law.
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