What we gon do with Florida, the first
to go when the Climate waters come
and the gators pack their luggage
and move to the Tennessee backwoods,
the slippery slopes
where still waters run deep
and Gore couldn't buy a vote
and buckminster fullershit bloomberg
couldn't splash without hearing
dueling banjoes a-coming tip-toe
chasing down the hoodoo there
(Wait, did I say banjo? Maybe
I meant bayou. It's rhetorical.)
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Ballots in November
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