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"Pssst. Hotdogs Ten Bucks Each'

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"I ain't no Salvation Army. You want 'dogs, you pay for 'dogs. I got thousands who will."

 

"I need a fix. You can't let me die out here on the streets."

 

"If it was just me, I'd do it. But there's the boys. They keep the records. If I give you a 'dog and bun, and don't get no money, they'll break two of my favorite fingers. I don't cross nobody. And I don't give it away."

 

"Please," I begged. "I need a 'dog. It's all I have left to live for. I don't care about colorectal cancer. Without hotdogs, my life is over. You can't let me die out here on the streets." He shrugged, and so I suddenly got bold. "Give me a 'dog," I demanded, "or I'll tell everyone you have the stuff. You won't be able to meet the demand. The masses will tear you apart like a plump frank."

 

"You wouldn't do that to a guy just trying to make a buck, would you?"

 

"Two 'dogs with mustard and onions, and I keep my mouth shut. No 'dogs and I scream like a fire engine." He had no choice.

 

Walking away, he stopped, turned back, and called after me--"Tomorrow. This corner. This time. Two 'dogs. Twenty bucks. I'll see you every night."

 

I didn't reply. He knew he had me.

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