In the evening, President Palin listens to an audio version of a report by her newly appointed "Secret Commission on Stuff a President Should Know," and is surprised to learn that there are three branches of government. "What the heck does POTUS mean?" she asks the head of the commission. "Is it Latin for marijuana or something?"
Tweet: Crisis smwhre. Borng day. Zzzz.
Day Nine : Palin meets with pro-life activists and tells them that, in her opinion, life begins in the scrotum (except for Obama whose life began in Kenya) and that vasectomologies should be a federal crime.
At 11:00 o'clock, Palin fires the Joint Chiefs of Staff because, as press secretary Glenn Beck tells the press, she "doesn't want any pot-smoking Indians in the White House, you betcha."
Later that day, she cancels a press conference because, as Beck tells reporters, "she's having a bad hair day," plus "they ask a lot of questions and, golly gee, I can't fit all those answers on my hands."
Tweet: Joe has plumbrs crck. Idea 4 perfum. Eau de Joe. LOL
Day Ten: Palin resigns as President because, as she declares, "it takes up too much time, it's not as much fun as I thought it would be, the rooms smell musty and it doesn't pay as well as reality shows." Vice-President Bachmann is sworn in, and tells the country to join her in a prayer asking that God grant Palin the trophy on "Dancing with the Stars."
Palin spends the next three years writing her Presidential memoirs.
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