Our future alien masters will be hot and thirsty working in a dump. No alien troops will want to be stationed on Earth. When human troops realize there are alternatives, they won't want to be stationed on Earth.
Next time you see a plutocrat, look up from your rifle scope, wave, and give him a big thumbs-up in thanks for the great job he's doing - to preempt the future alien invasion.
This is Space Cadet Scanlon - Over and way the frack Out There.
(Article changed on May 15, 2016 at 23:49)