"We install Mr. Karpov, put chicken in pots,
"We divvy up Gazprom in tiny bit lots.
"We hire out Putin as disco line-bouncer,
"And little Medvedev pro-wrestling announcer.
"No more old Russia all wrapped in enig,
"Just Fox News and football, for kids the Mac Big."
"Now that's a plan!" they shouted as one.
"But where to start, Vick? How's the game won?"
"To Ukraine we send our boys with dog tag,
"And after a year do a little false flag:
"How's that? You took down our jet from the base?
"That's too bad for you, champ. (This with straight face.)"
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