They'll stone ya for your integumentary toner
They'll stone ya coz you don't think Black Lives Matter
They'll stone ya when your rich friends eat and scatter
.
Yet I would not feel so all alone
Pencey, Betsy, pass the buzzy bone
.
Well, we're passing out the pocket Wagner tubas
electric Bob kazoos and German lugers
Democracy's gone all bunker mental
Cause 'ceptionalism's lost its flashy dental
.
I would not feel so all alone
Even Roger Roger must get Stoned
.
Alright! (begins to fade, like a marching band already passed)
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