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Your Slim Paycheck Keeps Me Fat and Sassy

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It's the Europeans who seem to be the big dissidents this time, flat-out refusing any and all measures forced upon them by the ruling class. Even tiny Iceland is in open rebellion with talk of forming an nationwide economy based on Wikileaks in reaction to their own financial rape. Pity it'll never happen here.

But I've got my own solution: Kidnap Hassett and his rich pals. Airlift them to Athens. Pin signs on their backsides reading "I Work For Goldman Sachs" (in Greek, of course) and unceremoniously toss them into the middle of the next anti-austerity riot from the bed of an open truck.

I'm lovin' it.

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Tom Aiken is a writer based in Austin, Texas. He has written for numerous publications including The Village Voice, Heavy Metal amd M'Zine (RIP). Mr. Aiken also has a spanking new blog -- AikenLand -- for publication of his more unpublishable work. (more...)
 
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