In fact they're a million who're top-secret cleared,
The nation's fifth column and much to be feared.
Don't ask them to vote for some jerk who will scythe
The fat from Defense and then leave them to writhe.
Enemies, yeah, they're a pain but we need 'em.
It's the price we pay for this lucrative freedom.
(Article changed on January 31, 2016 at 02:40)