(Oh please, Mitt. Spare us. You also came out for abortion, and then changed your mind. And how come all the people I know in Massachusetts are going to New Jersey for healthcare?)
Interestingly, Mitt doesn't mention anything about going to church. (You have a right to religious freedom, Mitt, but let's be honest -- your religion is, well, a little too weird for regular God-fearing Christians.)
Hate to tell you this, Mitt, but soon you'll have to come out of hiding and join the rest of the reptiles in your party. You'll have to make nice to Rush Limbaugh. You'll have to embarrass yourself at the feet of Glenn Beck. You'll have to do something revolting with Ann Coulter. And so on.
(Can't wait to see you again!)
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