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The World According to the Anchorman

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Paki drones fly to "degrade" the worst terror,

Seen from an eagle, without the least error.

Homecoming vets receive grandest grinning,

Surprising their tykes at end of first inning.

It's always so sweet the way anchors wind up,

With cat-in-a-tree or the return of lost pup.

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(Though all in between shout ads for correctives:

Dysfunction, toe fungus, aids for digestives.

And the folks that suffer, why, they look just swell,

That snake-oil must work, you can't even tell!

Followed by reams on the second effects:

Consult your doctor if you get no respect.)

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