Donald Trump:--and we were talking about some victories, also, some things that-- that he feels very good about. But--(WE WILL DEVOUR THE SOULS OF THE LANDS OF SHEM.)
Lesley Stahl: Like--
Donald Trump: Well, what I really wanted to focus on was--the Middle East, North Korea, Obamacare is tough. You know, healthcare is a tough situation. (ALL WILL BOW AT MY FEET AND BEG FOR MERCY.)
Lesley Stahl: Oh, I bet he asked you not to undo it.
Donald Trump: Well, he didn't ask me, no, he told me--you know, the merits and the difficulties. And we understand that. (WE ARE ONE NOW... FOR ETERNITY.)
Lesley Stahl: You looked pretty sober sitting there in the Oval Office, did something wash over you or--
Donald Trump: No, I think I'm a sober person. I think the press tries to make you into something a little bit different. In my case, a little bit of a wild man. I'm not. I'm actually not. I'm a very sober person. But it was respect for the office, it was respect for the president. Again, I never met him before, but we had--we had a very good chemistry going. And--and I really found--it might not be that I agree with him, but I really found the conversation unbelievably interesting. (THE FLAVOR OF HIS SOUL NEEDS A LITTLE SPRINKLE OF SULFUR, BUT OTHERWISE IT WAS FINE... FOR NOW.)
Lesley Stahl: Was it at all awkward, at all, given what you've said about each other? You said he was not born in this country, he said things about you, he said you're--unqualified--
Donald Trump: You know what, it was a very--it was a very interesting thing because--I mean, few people have asked me from my family, what was that first period of time like? (TO DO DO, I BLINDED HER WITH SCIENCE, BLEEP BLOP.)
Lesley Stahl: Yeah.
Donald Trump: We never discussed what was said about each other. I said terrible things about him, he said terrible things about me. We never ever discussed what we said about each other--(I ENJOYED HIS DISCOMFORT WHILE DRINKING HIS LIFE ESSENCE.)
Lesley Stahl: There was no awkwardness?
Donald Trump: I'll be honest, from my standpoint zero, zero. And that's strange. I'm actually surprised to tell you that. It's--you know, a little bit strange. (HE WAS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT. PAUL RYAN PUT UP A REAL BATTLE FOR HIS SOUL.)
Lesley Stahl: Do you think that--that your election is a repudiation of his presidency?
Donald Trump: No, I think it's a moment in time where politicians for a long period of time have let people down. They've let 'em down on the job front. They've even let 'em down in terms of the war front. You know, we've been fighting this war for 15 years--(THE TRUMP-ETTES HAVE SOUNDED AS THEY HAVE PREPARED THE WAY FOR MY ARRIVAL!)
Lesley Stahl: You know, you surprised everyone by winning the primaries, beating 17 other Republicans or 16, whatever--people are really surprised that you won this election. Are people going to be surprised about how you conduct yourself as president?
(Note: You can view every article as one long page if you sign up as an Advocate Member, or higher).
