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The Fart Heard Around the World (A Thinking Man's Poem)

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thrown like toilet paper rolls by Trump to bums

to wipe away our sh*t-eating grins

as no Mar-a-lago devil's cake was available
.

Almost 20 years later, Rudy in Ukraine

digging up dirt, looking for fleur de mal, a bouquet for the boss

looking to put flies across Joe Biden's eyeballs

heads on stakes, followed by steaks in mouths

Rudy says to Shokin, he says, pull my finger

and no doubt spoils went to the Viktor for doing so

and for effect he let it linger

but gasman Cofer caught a whiff

and he was out on the theatre stage in a jiff

to chase Giuliani away, or over a cliff

away from the Burisma scratch-and-sniff

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John Kendall Hawkins is an American ex-pat freelance journalist and poet currently residing in Oceania.

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