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Wasn't there a book a while back in the USA, with the cryptic title:   "Ladies and Gentlemen; this way to the showers!"?   What was that supposed to mean?

 

At the World's Laziest Journalist's Headquarters we thought we saw a mention on the Internets (and a story in last Sunday's edition of the New York Times) about some newsmen getting arrested in Great Britain because of a hacking scandal investigation.   Did we just imagine that?

 

Before Dubya sent American troops off to Afghanistan and Iraq, the American Free Press ran "we don't want another Vietnam" essays on their Op Ed pages.   Now as America prepares to use the principles established at the Nuremberg War Crimes Trials outlining the necessary condition for permitting a preemptive strike, the lefties in the press realize that such divisive diversions are counter-productive and seem to have given up that lame attempt at circulation building stunt journalism.  

 

If Rupert Murdoch tells the journalists to jump, they must jump and ask "How high?" on the way up.

 

America established the principle of war for humanitarian reasons before authorizing drone attacks on Libya.   This week the need to send drones attacks against Syria as a means of protecting that country's citizens from a bloodthirsty national leader is becoming abundantly clear thanks to the fair and balance new coverage being provided by America's Free Press.

 

Weren't the trend spotting reporters in American Journalism right on top of the "Linsanity" phenomenon this week?   We may have to personally direct the Pulitzer Prize selection committee's attention to some of the best of the lot.

 

Not all the work done at the Amalgamated Conspiracy Theory Factory is devoted to deep dark secret government plots against its own citizens.   One of the Factory's midlevel management team, earlier this week, dug out an old item from long ago when he was only a summer intern there.  

 

According to his theory; if you take the segment of Madonna's "Truth or Dare" documentary film where she ridiculed actor Kevin Costner and speculate that that incident must have occurred just about the time he (as Executive Producer for the film project called "The Bodyguard") was making assessment about who should be given the role of the female singing sensation (what is type casting?); you just might come up with some speculation about how Whitney Houston's big career boost was   directly attributable to some rudeness delivered by Madonna.   (Didn't Madonna used to have some aspirations for an acting career to augment her musical achievements?)

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BP graduated from college in the mid sixties (at the bottom of the class?) He told his draft board that Vietnam could be won without his participation. He is still appologizing for that mistake. He received his fist photo lesson from a future (more...)
 

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