Well, that just about drains my ideation mechanisms today. If anything more occurs to me, I'll add a PS.
Meanwhile, try to spread the Gospel of Marta: Valentine's Day is the most important holiday of the year. It should be assigned to a Monday and everyone should be forced to make love all day or spend it on charitable, selfless deeds or in religious shrines thanking God for it, or carrying out other manifestations of this most wonderful essence of them all, a Platonic form we must fight like hell to concretize.
Love must become the ultimate superpower. It must take over the world. It must dictate our every action.
Happy Valentine's Day to you all. No politics, just love.
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