"O.K., so give me Form 763.69."
"I'm terribly sorry, but first you need to fill out form DADA-1106 which requests Form DA-763 to request Smeltgrass."
Two weeks later, Throckmorton, assisted by Stonewall, Rockbottom, two stenographers and four clerk-typists, finished filling out the appropriate forms.
"Sir," asked Stonewall, "did you also want a stand for your flag?"
[Dr. Brasch never ever wanted to be any kind of an administrator or supervisor in his 40 years as a journalist and college professor; fortunately, no one wanted him to be one, either. His latest book is Fracking Pennsylvania.]
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