He must amuse them, this churning fifth wheel,
As they plan to turn him and bring him to heel.
They first tell Republicans to start making nice,
And neglect altogether his white-racist lice,
Then chuck him some money and hope he's not real,
'Bout spending his own and preserving ideal.
And inform well full on foreign affairs,
And show him what's his as well as what's theirs:
"Withdraw, Mr. T., is something you won't,
And guess what will happen if play ball you don't.
As with guns and your Second-Am Shuffle,
With our desk soldiers no feathers you'll ruffle."
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