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If major league Football and Basketball disappears in the USA, what's going to happen next Spring at baseball training camps?   Will Fox cable sports channel start to use their Australian facilities to provide a feed for cricket and rugby matches?   Will Americans suddenly start wearing West Coast Eagle T-shirts?

 

How many Fremantle **ckers fans live in Concordia Kansas?   (Not even Mike Malloy can legally say the name of that team on the air.)   If the number of **cker fans in that Kansas town grows perceptibly that would be a real change, eh?

 

Speaking of Tricks; did Houdini teach an Australian publisher the lesson that if an elephant disappears, it's much harder for folks to sue that elephant?   Isn't it obvious that it is harder to sue a paper empire that has been dissolved?   It's just like the lyrics of the song:   "Why deny the obvious, child?"

 

President Obama is asserting that if the budget crisis isn't solved ASAP, there will be a double-dip recession.   As far as the Republicans are concerned, isn't that like B'rer Bear and B'rer Fox threatening to throw B'rer Rabbit into the briar patch?

 

Tom Wolfe has written:   "The young architects and artists who came to the Bauhaus to live and study and learn from the Silver Prince talked about "starting from zero.'"

 

Now the disk jockey will play Ray Steven's "Gitarzan," and "Harry the Hairy Ape," and   Ernie Kovacs' Nairobi Trio's version of "Solfeggio."    We have to go investigate the mysterious circumstances surrounding the death of St. Ronald Reagan's costar, Bonzo.   Have a "keep your eye on the ball" type week.

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