Hangfire! That sounds good to the World's Laziest Journalist, too. Flo of Progressive Insurance has 5 million friends on Facebook. How can we get her to "share" a link to one of our columns? If we could become a Republican Congressional representative we'd only need a few dozen good friends on K Street to feel appreciated.
Meanwhile, we'll pound out some columns just for (as the kids now say) sh*ts and giggles. We know that we will never make more than a handful of readers (at best) stop and think about the theater of the absurd being played in D. C. Why did just one kid point out that the emperor wasn't wearing any clothes?
Orson Wells once said that making a movie is getting the biggest train set a boy could ever want. Unfortunately we don't have the exact quote for fact checking so we'll just go with the most famous movie sound byte of all time: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
Now the disk jockey will play Ringo Starr's "They're Gonna Put Me in the Movies," Clint Eastwood singing "For All We Know," and Paul Newman singing "Plastic Jesus." We have to go and take a break for a few days. Have a "I want to thank the members of the Academy . . ." type week.