Jimmy Carter's Sins

There are plenty of downtrodden and miserable people in the world for a "good Christians' to go save. Try the Congo and Darfur for starters. But Israel is not only America's best friend in the world; Israel is loved by Sarah Palin and Joe Biden, much of America's academia, Wall Street, and of course all those very solid Americans who are waiting for the rapture. And because we love Israel so much, we send her about $3 billion a year, make sure she gently guides our foreign policy and we let her have our seat on the Security Council. This is a small price for a "special relationship' with the "chosen people'.

Jimmy, forget about Israel and go be a good Christian peacemaker in Africa. If you continue to be repentant and show the powers that be the proper respect, we might even be able to throw an old dog like you one last bone "for the road'. If we can rehabilitate Michael Milken, maybe we can do the same for you too. Jimmy, mend you ways, be a good boy, and don't forget this is America.

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