I've always felt sorry for Vladimir Putin,
Tricked by the West for their refutin'
A gents' accord to observe the stat'-quo
And making of Europe a steady strip-show.
Yet still he abides, he's sent out no nukes,
Unlike old Brezhnev, he's put up no dukes.
I've always felt sorry for Vladimir Putin,
His rouble tankin', his oil mootin'.
With China he's made amends and said,
"We give you oil, you give us bread,"
Not a dumb thing for a leader to do,
Except for ol' Vlad, whom they love to chew.
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