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The disk jockey will play the "Annie get your gun" album, the song "America -- f*ck Yeah!" from Team America, and the theme song from the TV series "Palidin."
V. O. (Voice over):
Since we have not gotten an assignment to go to London and extol the delights of the cavalcade of simultaneous sports events occurring there, we will be lucky to get to the Gilroy Garlic festival this weekend. Have a "wear garlic necklace" type week.
[TrustoCorp, which is described online as "a New York based artist (or artists) dedicated to highlighting the hypocrisy and hilarity of human behavior through sarcasm and satire," put up an example of their work in Berkeley CA about two years ago. It expresses a macho Australian philosophy about guns. We used a shot of that sign (from the WLJ photo morgue) to illustrate this week's column.]