Now let's see...hmmm...(damned calculator!)...Oh, yes: your total positive (bad) score is...exactly...well, as close as we can make out: Plus 31.387 Points, which is abysmally unfavorable, perhaps a record for ineligibility in this federal incentive program.
There it is, Citizen. I hope this clears up the mystery, to you that is; we already had it figured out under the regime of our dear departed (just from office, not from his influence or our hearts, don't you know) His Excellency Bushido Banzai, may He never rest in His endeavor regardless of history's verdict. The current administration -- despite the difference in partisan labeling -- is simply perpetuating His grand design.
Ta-Ta! Must run now to lay out some more cash incentives, protect the Homeland, spread some Democracy, and -- Goodness -- I'm running late for the closed session at The One and Onliest True Faith Church!
Sincerely,
Buhl Shifter, JD (Federal Department of Truth Management)
(bcc: Department of Homeland Security: Check this dude out, appears to be a trouble-maker, perhaps a terrorist, maybe even a Muslim!)
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