So, we wish you the best of luck and much success. But you must keep in mind that should your answer to any one of these questions be no, then you will be subject to immediate disqualification and will be rejected from any future consideration.
So let the tests begin; we will anxiously anticipate your entry into the ranks of the modern-day Republican Party, the only hope for the future direction of the country. And remember -- just say yes!
Michael Payne
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