In Ultimate Obama Protest Congressional Republicans Commit Mass Suicide
In Response to Congressional Republican Mass Suicide, Congressional Democrats Join Them
Bernie Sanders, Only Remaining Member of Congress,
Submits Bills That Pass Unanimously
Jesus Returns! Announces 2016 Presidential Bid
In Stark Admission Rush Limbaugh Claims Addiction to Estrogen Causes His Shrinking Testicles Anger and Confused Thinking
Tonight on Hannity: Why I'm such a lying ignorant moron!
Christians Denounce Jesus For Lack of Rapture
Jesus Responds: Do What I Would Do
Mary Magdalene Returns! Joins Jesus as VP Running Mate
In Ultimate Irony Sarah Palin Ridicules Jesus For Selecting Unknown Prostitute For VP Candidate
During Talking Points Segment, Bill O'Reilly Encourages All Fox Viewers to Kill Themselves Then Shoots Himself On Air
America Closes All Foreign Military Bases and Declares Peace!
Obama Announces That Former Military Budget Will Fully Fund Universal Healthcare, Social Security, National WiFi, National Solar Power, National High Speed Rail, and Complete National Infrastructure Overhaul
Supreme Court Replaced By Computer That Understands The ConstitutionFor First Time Since 19th Century, Universities Teach Journalism
Jon Stewart Tapped as CEO of CNN
Ann Coulter Disappears While Writing New Book, Only Laptop And Large Black Strap-On Phallus Found
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