This is your President speaking: I've announced a plan for Universal Health Care for all citizens of New Orleans as a pilot program for Universal Health Care for all Americans. Prescription drugs that can save lives and that can stave off chronic diseases, illnesses, and injuries will be available for free to all that require them. Drug companies will be reimbursed by the Federal Government to provide them with a reasonable profit, and no more. It's a matter of national security to have healthy Americans. If the drug companies don't like it, they can go to hell and get into the business of making potato chips or something else.
This is your President speaking: We certainly need prayers. But what do prayers and God have to do with raising oodles of money to build mega churches. Any church that can afford to buy an entire stadium and spend $95 million to renovate it-----well, there's something askew there. So I am calling on all churches to distribute their donations back to the people for food, clothing, medical help, utilities, and education. I am sure God will still accept us in Heaven even if we don't build huge, multi-million dollar monuments to Him. Let's back to reality.
This is your President speaking: After this disaster has been resolved I will be asking my entire Administration and Cabinet to offer me there resignations and I will be choosing a new team to get America moving again. "We haven't turned any corner and aren't near any corner to even turn". "Small businesses will never be able to ban together to get cheap health insurance. That's a crock of sh*t." "The economy isn't strong, it's teetering on the edge. I've spent way to much money". "The tax cut for the wealthy was a big mistake. It accomplished nothing and didn't create a single job."
Mr. Chavez has offered to sell some oil at a reasonable price----a price much more reasonable than we can get from other sources. We'll take it. And thanks to all who have offered help
-----------While I'm at it, I think I'll end that ridiculous 45 year embargo against the island of Cuba. How absurd. What does it accomplish other than adding misery to one of our neighbors. The embargo is hereby ended by Presidential decree. I'll sign it into law today. The people of Cuba and all Americans can now freely travel to that nation to visit relatives, to vacation, and to conduct business. Thanks Fidel. We'll work out the details in the coming months.
This is you President speaking: Lastly, I'm concerned about the pets---family pets. Pets, dogs and cats, are part of people's families. They should not be abandoned. I've instructed all rescue personnel to evacuate pets with their owners. I am arranging the ASPCA to arrange for special facilities for pets where they can be cared for if separated from their families. I have instructed special relief supplies of pet food, fresh water, leashes, pet cages, muzzles, pet mediations, and hundreds of veterinarians in order to help the many dogs, cats and other animals that are suffering, that are homeless and that are in distress. A registry of lost pets is being set up so people can find pets that are lost.
"This is hardly the ownership society. If I don't get unemployment and gas prices under control it's going to be the foreclosure and bankruptcy society soon."
"I tried to stay the course on the fight against terrorism but it's proved to be the wrong course so I am going to change course." "The troops will be coming home soon. That's the signal."
We can do it together. May God bless 'merica.
James Boyne
dboyne@aol.com
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