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You know you are terminal when some nimrod suggest putting Dick Cheney's snarling face on a wrinkled $20.00 bill and removing Andrew Jackson's because Jackson is now a suspected Socialist; he was "President of the People", and, not "President of the "Lobbyists".

What signs do you see as you make the transition through life from "fun" to "grump" to "gloom"? Please, share them with us, then, check your death benefits, change your will to leave your estate of one large, prized tomato to your neighbors wife, just for fun, and finally, finalized your death plans by insisting that your cemetery plot be close to a trash can.

"Ah, the Golden Years;" the only thing "golden" about them is the metal in your teeth.

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I am a part time idiot and a full time moron. As publisher of EAT THE PRESS - Don't Read It, I promote illiteracy as a Constitutional Right guaranteed by the Constitution and the Holy Bible. It's in the bible, somewhere. The content of EAT THE (more...)
 

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