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White Tiger's Dung: Sarcasm Rocks

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-Michelle Obama- responsible for Haiti going green.

-Joe Scarborough- responsible for bullshit.

-Conan O'Brien-in charge of perpetual stupidity.

-Joe Lieberman- responsible for protection against violent Islam.

6. Breaking News: Haitians went to pray on Sunday. Overwhelmingly it was only one prayer, 'God, save us from the US and IMF.'

7. Breaking News: New definitions are released on the Day of MLK: African- Americans will be referred to as A- people and White people will be W-people.

8. The movie Avatar hit a snag in Russia where 'blue people' are associated with homosequality.

9. Security again.There will be free donations of the body- scanningmachines for the Port-au- Prince airport. Those machines cannot protect from the vodoo magic, though.

10. Promises to keep:

President Obama promised that Haiti would enjoy the same level of attention as New Orleans.

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