The vacation

But honestly

Will somebody please

Change the record

Or change the view

Or tell those people on the beach

To turn around

It's the same old story

They're all trying to fit into the picture

While the photographer is

Recording the funnel

And none of this should be happening

(There is also a whale in the picture

And an ark and a ladder and angels)

I think it's time to go home.

The house sitter called

And said whatever, the fridge is empty

Let's go home

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