So, "W" figured, because, he was lazy, that all he had to do was get a handful of televangelists to "testify in church" on his daddy's behalf, and that would be enough to get them "fired up" and send them roaring to the polls like true Christians knocking down any poor creature that got in their way. If the spirit was with them, they could end his "Pappy" back to the White House, and, possibly George into a paying job that he couldn't lose.
Well, it did not work out that way!
It seems that H. W. George Bush, was a Harvard man, and, Earl, Harvard men don't stoop to scoop up the nation's most illiterate demographics, even if it meant winning the presidential election. His dad said, "No, thank you, you dumbass drunk! I'll do fine without your help. Stay out of it."
You guess it, the "sexy hound dog", from the South waltzed into the White House and found Monica Lewinsky's luscious lips and read them.
"W" learned his lesson, even though he was dyslexic, slow, and on the cusp of retarded. He knew his "pappy Snappy", made a fatal mistake and he vowed that he "won't do like wise", when his change came alone, and, he didn't.
"W" married the Evangelical, Born Again, Backwoods, Snake Handling, Holly-Rollers" in a big public wedding officiated over by Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Oral Roberts and Billy Graham's boy, the drunk one, that, like "W", come to Jesus one night after a fierce battle with the bottle, in which the bottle lost.
And, that is why America, today, our country, is run by so many religious dumbs fu&*s.
This is Wintrope Merridethe, The III, and I approved this message, although I have no idea what is it talkin' about.
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